Splitreason.com

We're an online store for geeks and gamers with a strong focus on products that embody a high-tech lifestyle and passion for retro nostalgia. We play lots of video games, watch science fiction, read comic books, roll 20-sided dice, bring bits and bytes to life with thousands of lines of code, and spend most of our time basking in the radiation output from large, flat-screen LCD monitors. We may not have the best social skills or see the light of day very often, but rest assured, when the zombie apocalypse does come -- you want to roll with us.
Apr 11 '13

Spring Savings! 15% off tees.

15% Off

Save 15% off your next order. This promo will run until April 20th, 2013. Enter the promo code ‘gamer’ at check-out.

Mar 28 '13

This tee, just evil enough.

Ex-zip-it A: The 3x Evil t-shirt. Reduced in price from one… hundred… billion dollars! Sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their frickin’ heads not included.

Buy now!

Mar 12 '13

Decorated Nerd t-shirt

Formal attire for high ranking generals in the nerd army! Show off your accolades as a decorated nerd.

Buy now!

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Feb 28 '13

Tasty brains will get you a discount

Save 10% by entering the promo code TASTYBRAINS at check-out!

Offer expires on March 3rd, 2013.

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Feb 13 '13

Knowledge is power!

Scientia

Check out the latest t-shirt from Geeksaresexy.com

Latin translation: Knowledge is power. Wear it for science!

The shirt is available for men and women.

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Feb 6 '13

When duty calls…

As shown by this customer photo, it’s wise to be discrete. While I can’t say the shirt is super effective in this case, we appreciate the relevant usage. A sneaky adventurer, if only in his mind.

Sneak!

Get the Sneak t-shirt by Nerd Approved. Men’s and Women’s.

More sizes will be in stock shortly, you can sign-up to be notified on the right side of the product page!

Watch for arrows, invest in knee pads.

Feb 6 '13

MLP Avengers mash-up

Hulk is best pony.

Go vote for it!

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Feb 6 '13

20% OFF for 3 days

20% OFF!

3 full days of big time savings! Buy cheap shirts so you can spend more money on video games!

Save 20% off every order until January 8th, 2013. Enter the promo code sorethumbs when you check-out.

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Jan 3 '13

The Hardest Choice In Life

The Hardest Choice In Life

New Years resolutions are difficult choices, but not as difficult as this! Enjoy our first new shirt of 2013 and save 10%, just enter the promo code CATCHEMALL at check-out!

This offer expires on January 15th, 2013.

The Hardest Choice In Life

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Dec 21 '12

Mushroom Kingdom End Times

Well, we’re still alive. The world didn’t end on December 21, 2012. Now that all the fun and fear is over, we thought it only fitting to consider how the end times may have occurred, in the Mushroom Kingdom!

End Times in the Mushroom Kingdom

Don’t forget you have until the end of December 21, 2012 to save 12%. Use the promo code 212012 when you check-out.

End Times in the Mushroom Kingdom

The artist who put this shirt design together also sent us a cool video of the coloring process, which you can check out here!

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