Splitreason.com

We're an online store for geeks and gamers with a strong focus on products that embody a high-tech lifestyle and passion for retro nostalgia. We play lots of video games, watch science fiction, read comic books, roll 20-sided dice, bring bits and bytes to life with thousands of lines of code, and spend most of our time basking in the radiation output from large, flat-screen LCD monitors. We may not have the best social skills or see the light of day very often, but rest assured, when the zombie apocalypse does come -- you want to roll with us.
Apr 11 '14

Hey! STFU t-shirt

Dark Link lacks the tolerance of his more colorful doppelganger. He does not wish to listen. Buy Now.

Save 15% by entering promo code: STFU

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Jun 17 '13

No tax, no bills, no boss… just the open sky!

No tax, no bills, no boss… just the open sky! Buy now.

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Apr 11 '13

Spring Savings! 15% off tees.

15% Off

Save 15% off your next order. This promo will run until April 20th, 2013. Enter the promo code ‘gamer’ at check-out.

Mar 28 '13

This tee, just evil enough.

Ex-zip-it A: The 3x Evil t-shirt. Reduced in price from one… hundred… billion dollars! Sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their frickin’ heads not included.

Buy now!

Mar 12 '13

Decorated Nerd t-shirt

Formal attire for high ranking generals in the nerd army! Show off your accolades as a decorated nerd.

Buy now!

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Feb 28 '13

Tasty brains will get you a discount

Save 10% by entering the promo code TASTYBRAINS at check-out!

Offer expires on March 3rd, 2013.

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Feb 13 '13

Knowledge is power!

Scientia

Check out the latest t-shirt from Geeksaresexy.com

Latin translation: Knowledge is power. Wear it for science!

The shirt is available for men and women.

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Feb 6 '13

When duty calls…

As shown by this customer photo, it’s wise to be discrete. While I can’t say the shirt is super effective in this case, we appreciate the relevant usage. A sneaky adventurer, if only in his mind.

Sneak!

Get the Sneak t-shirt by Nerd Approved. Men’s and Women’s.

More sizes will be in stock shortly, you can sign-up to be notified on the right side of the product page!

Watch for arrows, invest in knee pads.

Feb 6 '13

MLP Avengers mash-up

Hulk is best pony.

Go vote for it!

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Feb 6 '13

20% OFF for 3 days

20% OFF!

3 full days of big time savings! Buy cheap shirts so you can spend more money on video games!

Save 20% off every order until January 8th, 2013. Enter the promo code sorethumbs when you check-out.

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