Your favorite hero and all his foes fresh out of the loonie bin! The official Zero Punctuation Asylum t-shirt! Buy now!
Everyone seems to have a reason for you to keep calm these days, so we invented our own, and put some blood on it for dramatic effect. Keep calm, and get to killin’! Buy now!
With this t-shirt you’ll become an overnight geek celebrity, just like Vader setting foot on the Deathstar! Watch the geeks around you whip out various handheld devices to scan your chest! Buy now!
The official Zero Punctuation Imp Wars t-shirt! Buy now!
Twas days before Christmas, when all through the net, not a troll was stirring, not even on Reddit;
Gamers were buzzing so joyous and glee, in hopes that they don’t take an arrow in the knee.
Happy Holidays everyone! We have a few new t-shirts for you to check out before you stuff your face and game ‘till your eyes bleed…
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to continue my grind toward the SWTOR level cap and I’m not stopping until I ding 50. I may pause for a slab of Christmas ham, but no fruitcake, that shit is a lie.
This is our remastered sci-fi movies reference t-shirt. Buy one today!
Buford Tannen was a notorious gunman, whose short temper and a tendency to drool, earned him the nickname ‘Mad Dog.’ He was quick on the trigger and bragged that he’d killed 12 men, not including Indians or Chinamen. However, this can not be substantiated since precise records were not kept after Tannen shot a newspaper editor who printed an unfavorable story about him in 1884.
Why yes, this is my Remasered Sci-Fi Movies Reference Tee!
Star Wars geeks and Trekies unite!!!
Gonna get inside that skin, you weird bear thing. Gonna get in there and your strange magic is gonna get me those coins.
There is no T-shirt, only Zuul.

Halloween has come and gone so you’re either running to the dentist to have your teeth checked, or just running to burn off excess calories. Either way, it was worth it.
We had another great turnout for our annual pumpkin carving contest, you can check out the submissions and finalists below. If you’re in the top 3 we will contact you directly to dish out the prizes! If you were a participant, store credits have already been applied to your account. Thanks to everyone who participated, it was a blast. Trying to choose three winners is always a difficult process, but the decisions have been made!
We have a few contest ideas for the upcoming holiday season, so stay tuned. We’ll see how creative you can get with a different medium! Now on to the results…
Grand Prize Winner!
This was a great submission for a great game, featuring a Hydralisk on the front and Zerg Rush caption illuminated in the background from being carved out of the back of the pumpkin. Great work!
Runner-up!
Lots of laughs on this one. This pumpkin depicts the exploding sheep easter egg from Warcraft III, which you can see here. (also great use of background lighting effects!)
2nd Runner-up!
And of course, for our final finalist, the final boss from Metroid 3, Aurora unit 313!
All the other amazing entries!

























































































With this t-shirt the fourth will be with you every year on Star Wars day! Now up for voting!
So these definitely are not the droids you have been looking for. Now up for voting!


Boba Grafetti Women’s t-shirt just landed in the Geeks Are Sexy Store! Go get it, and get geekier and sexier in one transaction.